What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.
Haven’t babysat for anyone in years and now I’m freaking myself out… The stair gate just loudly opened by itself and I nearly shat my pants.
Congratulations, you broke physics.
this gave me an aneurysm
The “but how?” photoset
do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????
What do you mean? You went on all of those adventures with them, didn’t you?
That is the best answer ever